Bitches.

A fast, mean little dice game about quitting while you're ahead. Roll fifteen dice, bank your best, and try to finish with the lowest score at the table.

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What is it?

Bitches is a press-your-luck dice game that plays in a few minutes and teaches itself in one round. Everyone uses the same pile of fifteen dice. The twist is that points are bad: you want the lowest total, and the only way to get there is to lock in good rolls before greed wrecks them.

This is a free browser version. You can pass one device around a table, or start an online game and send friends a code so everyone plays from their own phone.

How a turn works

On your turn you roll all fifteen dice. You must set aside at least one die, then reroll whatever is left, repeating until every die is banked. Each die you bank scores its highest possible value minus the number it shows, so a die landing on its max costs you nothing and a low roll hurts. Add up your banked dice; the player with the smallest pile of points wins.

The full breakdown lives on the rules page, and once you have a feel for it, the strategy guide covers when to bank the big dice and when to gamble.

Two ways to play

Pass-and-play on one device, or online across separate phones with a shared game code.

Any group size

Works solo for practice, head to head, or with a full table. Turns are quick, so it scales.

Nothing to install

Runs in the browser. Online play connects players directly, peer to peer.

Ready?

Grab a few friends or just beat your own best score.

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